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Pickup Line: I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

What! Me Drunk?
Bar Joke: A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, at which time he is extremely drunk. When he enters his house, he doesn't want to wake anyone, so he takes off his shoes and starts tip-toeing up the stairs. Half-way up the stairs, he falls over backwards and lands flat on his rear end. That wouldn't have been so bad, except that he had couple of empty pint bottles in his back pockets, and they broke, and the broken glass carved up his buttocks terribly. But,he was so drunk that he didn't know he was hurt. A few minutes later, as he was undressing, he noticed blood,so he checked himself out in the mirror, and, sure enough, his behind was cut up something terrible. Well, he repaired the damage as best he could under the circumstances, and he went to bed. The next morning, his head was hurting, and his rear was hurting, and he was hunkering under the covers trying to think up some good story, when his wife came into the bedroom. "Well, you really tied one on last night," she said. "Where'd you go?" "I worked late," he said, "and I stopped off for a couple of beers." "A couple of beers? That's a laugh," she replied, "You got plastered last night. Where the heck did you go?" "What makes you so sure I got drunk last night, anyway?" "Well," she replied, "my first big clue was when I got up this morning and found a bunch of band-aids stuck to the mirror."

Bet Category: Walk through the Business Card
Bet Supplies Needed Physical Bet
The Bet: A business card and scissors
You can cut a hole into a business card and stick your head through it.

The Catch: If you fold the business card in half and cut it a certain pattern - you can easily place your head through it. Maybe even your entire body...

Instructions:
1. Wager a bet that you can cut a hole in a business card and put your entire head through it.

2. Fold the business card.

3. Starting at folded side - start cutting an eighth of an inch away from the edge perpendicular to the fold. Stop cutting an eighth inch from the end.

4. Alternate to the other side(turn the card around 180 degrees), move in an eighth of an inch away from the first cut and cut up to an eighth of an inch from the end.

5. Alternate from side to side cutting in the same pattern again and again until you reach the end.

6. Carefully and easily open this crazy, jig-saw of a creation- making sure not to break or tear any part that will break the circle.

7. Your head will easily fit into the one hole in your business card which now looks like a jagged shaped necklace.

Downer
Type of Drinking Game: Speed
Supplies Needed: Pints or Cups, Lots of Beer
# Players: 4+
Buzz Factor: Completely Wasted

Instructions:
4+ Players is best but it can be played with 2 or 3

Also known as Beer Race.
This game is similar to Boat Race and few other speed games.

How to Play
This is a very simple game. Everyone has a full cup or pint of beer.

Game Starts: The referee starts the game or you simply say 1,2,3, GO!,
Every player must start drinking a full pint/cup of beer at the same time.
The first player to finish indicates that they have finished by placing the inverted glass on their head.

The first player to finish their beer and invert the cup on their head first wins.
A
ny player with beer left in their cup when the first person finishes, must pour the remainder of their beer onto their head

Spilling Beer or Turning beer over before they finish will result in a penalty of drinking another beer in its entirety.

If someone inverts their glass before they finish, they must consume another beer until they get it right.

Crispy Crunch
Glass: Shot glass
Instructions:
Nutrition Value:
1  oz  kahlua coffee liqueur(cal91,carb14.7)
1  oz  brandy(cal64,carb0)
1  oz  creme de cacao(cal100,carb15)
1  oz  Frangelico® Hazelnut Liqueur(cal70,carb12.1)

Coin Clairvoyant

Magic Category: Coin Magic Trick

Supplies Needed: A bowl, bag or container with a wide mouth (Any container easy to reach your hand into.) 10 Coins or however many coins you wish of the same denomination. A marker like a Sharpey that can write on a coin.

Summary: Have the spectator randomly select a coin from the bowl then have them initial the coin with a marker. Ask the spectator the grasp the coin tightly in their hand while concentrating on the coin- Then have them place the coin back into the bowl and immediately mix them up. With your eyes closed and head turned, you reach into the bowl and grab the coin they initialed to their amazement. The secret is something most people would never guess.

Secret: While the spectator was concentrating on the coin, they caused it to warm up due to the heat transfer to the coin from their hands. Simply feel for the warm coin.

Set up: A couple years ago, I learned from an old aunt that we can pick up mental imprints left on objects… Let’s try something she taught me.

Instructions:
Step1: Place all the coins into the bowl.
Step2: Hand the marker to the spectator.
Step3: Ask the spectator the pick a coin, any coin from the bowl.
Step4: After they pick their coin, have them initial the coin with the marker and let it dry.
Step5: Have the spectator hold the coin tightly and concentrate on the coin. Tell them that concentrating on the coin leaves a mental imprint it which will allow you to make a connection with it… Basically, tell them anything, just make sure they are holding the coin tightly.
Step6: Ask the spectator to place the coin back into the bowl and mix them up quickly. Turn your head while they are placing the coin back into the bowl so you can’t see where the coin is being placed.
Step7: Reach into the bowl after you have turned your head so you can’t see the bowl or the initialed coin in it. Important: Feel for the warm coin. While the spectator was concentrating on the coin, they caused it to warm up due to the heat transfer to the coin from their hands.
Step8: Grab the warm coin, and hand it to the spectator. You can keep your eyes closed for the effect.