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Pickup Line of the Day
Category: Lude and Sexual
Pickup Line: The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
Bar Joke of the Day
A Girly Temple, please
Bar Joke: An obviously intoxicated gentleman staggers into a tavern and seats himself at the bar. After being served, he notices a woman sitting a few stools down. He motions the bartender over and says "Bartender, I'd like to buy that old douche bag down there a drink." Somewhat offended, the bartender replies "Sir, I run a respectable establishment, and I don't appreciate you calling my female customers douche bags." The man looked ashamed of himself and muttered "You're right, that was uncalled for...please allow me to buy the woman a cocktail." "That's better" said the bartender and he approached the woman. "Ma'am, the gentleman down the bar would like to buy you a drink... what would you like?" "How nice!" replied the woman, I'll have a vinegar and water.

Bar Bet of the Day
Bet Category: Lift Your Foot
Bet Supplies Needed Physical Bet
The Bet: A plain wall
Bet someone that they can’t stand on 1 leg for 5 seconds against a wall. If they can, they win $20 or a drink/shot if they can’t, you win the cold hard cash or drinks. You can set it up more by saying that you can throw their balance off by snapping your fingers in a certain pattern their ear or by hypnotizing them slightly. Promise them that no one will interfere with them at all.

The Catch: You will be using their center of gravity against them by placing them in a position where all their weight is on one foot. You will then ask them to lift their foot which is impossible to do without falling.

Instructions:
1. Bet someone that they can’t stand on 1 leg for 5 seconds against a wall. If they can they win $20 or a drink/shot if they can’t you will win the cold hard cash or drinks.

2. Place them against a wall with their right foot against the floor board and their right shoulder against the wall.

3. Now all their weight is on their left foot and they will not be able to lift it for even a second without falling.

4. You win again…



Drinking Game of the Day
Bullshit
Type of Drinking Game: Card
Supplies Needed: 1 deck of cards, beer
# Players: 3+
Buzz Factor: Completely Wasted

Instructions:
Best with 3 to 6 players.

Everyone sits in a circle. Deal out the entire deck of cards evenly, or as evenly as you can, to each player. The winner of the games is the player that gets rid of all of their cards first.

Drink: If you are caught bluffing, or if you wronging accuse someone of bluffing.

Everyone playing needs to agree upon an amount of beer that has to be drank per card in the pile.

Starting with aces, the first player lays down the number of aces they have face down and states how many. When laying down your cards you can choose to tell the truth of how many you have or you can lie.

If someone suspects that you are lying, they say "Bullshit!" If that person is right, you drink the amount of beer that everyone has agreed upon per the number of cards in the stack. A big stack equals a lot of drinking. However, if you were honest in your play and someone says "Bullshit!" that person ends up drinking.

If you have to drink because of either being caught bullshitting or falsely accusing you must pick up the pile and add it to your hand.

Play starts with aces, then goes on accordingly, through kings,then repeats back to aces.

Play continues until someone runs out of cards.

Drink of the Day
Raki® shot
Directions:
Drink Type:
Straight Shot
Glass:
shot glass
Raki® shot(cal 0,carbs 0)
Nutrition Facts
Calories 0 Calories From Fat 0
    Energy 0kj % Daily Value *
Total Fat 0g  0%
    Saturated Fat 0g 0%
Cholesterol 0mg  0%
Sodium 0mg0%
Total Carbohydrates 0g 0%
    Dietary Fiber 0g 0%
    Sugars 0g
Protein 0g
Vitamin A 0%Vitamin C 0%
Calcium  0%Iron 0%

LoCarb/Calorie Drink of the Day
Vodka Diet Coke
1.5  oz  vodka(cal96,carb0)
3  oz  diet cola(cal0,carb0)
Directions:
Pour all ingredients over ice into collins glass. Garnish with lime wedge.
Drink Type:
Cocktail
Glass:
Collins glass
Vodka Diet Coke(cal 96,carbs 0)
Nutrition Facts
Calories 96 Calories From Fat 0
    Energy 405kj % Daily Value *
Total Fat 0g  0%
    Saturated Fat 0g 0%
Cholesterol 0mg  0%
Sodium 10.5mg0%
Total Carbohydrates 0g 0%
    Dietary Fiber 0g 0%
    Sugars 0g
Protein 0g
Vitamin A 0%Vitamin C 0%
Calcium  0%Iron 0%
1.5  oz  vodka(cal96,carb0)
3  oz  diet cola(cal0,carb0)

Shot of the Day

Nutrition Value of the Day
Arrogant Bastard Ale®
Calories 16 Calories From Fat 0
    Energy 65kj % Daily Value *
Total Fat 0g  0%
    Saturated Fat 0g 0%
Cholesterol 0mg  0%
Sodium 0mg0%
Total Carbohydrates 1g 0%
    Dietary Fiber 0g 0%
    Sugars 1g
Protein 0.1g
Vitamin A 0%Vitamin C 0%
Calcium  0%Iron 0%
    Arrogant Bastard Ale® (cal16,carb1)

Magic Trick of the Day
Sawing a Lady in Half

Magic Category: Cut and Restore

Supplies Needed: Envelope 8.5" x 11 piece of papperPaper Scissors A Marker

Summary: Place a Paper girl into a tube. Cut the tube in half then pull the Paper Girl out completely intact. This is a fun, small, cheaper homage to the Cut the Girl in Half Trick.

Secret: You are cutting the tube in half not the paper girl. The tube has slits in it that allow the paper girls mid-section to curve out of the middle of the tube so you can cut the tube only - not the paper girl.

Set up: Have you ever seen a magician cut a girl in half, yet she ends up completely unharmed. I want to try it on a smaller scale. Lets see if I can do it.

Instructions:
Step1: Seal an envelope and cut the ends off of a tube to make it about 4 or 5 inches wide. Now cut a 1.5" to 3" strip down an 8.5 x 11 sheet of paper. Draw a picture of a girl on the paper.
Step2: Important: Flatten the tube and cut 2 slits in it. Cutting the 2 slits will basically seperate the tube into thirds. Just make sure the slits are wide enough to slide the paper girl through. You are now ready to perform the trick.
Step3: Slide the paper girl into one end of the tube - then through the first slit out of the back of the tube then back into the tube through the second slit, then out the other end of the tube.
Step4: The paper girls mid section is actually out of the back of the tube yet it looks as if it is completely in the tube from the front.
Step5: Start cutting in the middle of the tube perpendicular to the paper girl. Make sure you are cutting above the paper girl not through her. You are cutting the tube only.
Step6: After you are finished cutting through the paper, make sure you hold the cut tube together or you will show that the paper girl is still intact.
Step7: While you are holding the cut tube together, slip the paper out to show that she is unharmed.
Step8: You are finished. Fun little trick...
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