Category: Cheesy
Pickup Line: Want to come into the garden see my big hard cucumbers?

Bar Joke
Bar Joke: A rabbi, a priest, and a bishop walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"

Bet Category: Walk through the Business Card
Bet Supplies Needed Physical Bet
The Bet: A business card and scissors
You can cut a hole into a business card and stick your head through it.

The Catch: If you fold the business card in half and cut it a certain pattern - you can easily place your head through it. Maybe even your entire body...

Instructions:
1. Wager a bet that you can cut a hole in a business card and put your entire head through it.

2. Fold the business card.

3. Starting at folded side - start cutting an eighth of an inch away from the edge perpendicular to the fold. Stop cutting an eighth inch from the end.

4. Alternate to the other side(turn the card around 180 degrees), move in an eighth of an inch away from the first cut and cut up to an eighth of an inch from the end.

5. Alternate from side to side cutting in the same pattern again and again until you reach the end.

6. Carefully and easily open this crazy, jig-saw of a creation- making sure not to break or tear any part that will break the circle.

7. Your head will easily fit into the one hole in your business card which now looks like a jagged shaped necklace.

Downer
Type of Drinking Game: Speed
Supplies Needed: Pints or Cups, Lots of Beer
# Players: 4+
Buzz Factor: Completely Wasted

Instructions:
4+ Players is best but it can be played with 2 or 3

Also known as Beer Race.
This game is similar to Boat Race and few other speed games.

How to Play
This is a very simple game. Everyone has a full cup or pint of beer.

Game Starts: The referee starts the game or you simply say 1,2,3, GO!,
Every player must start drinking a full pint/cup of beer at the same time.
The first player to finish indicates that they have finished by placing the inverted glass on their head.

The first player to finish their beer and invert the cup on their head first wins.
A
ny player with beer left in their cup when the first person finishes, must pour the remainder of their beer onto their head

Spilling Beer or Turning beer over before they finish will result in a penalty of drinking another beer in its entirety.

If someone inverts their glass before they finish, they must consume another beer until they get it right.

Z-28 (shooter)
Glass: Shot glass
Instructions:
Nutrition Value:
0.5  oz  green crème de menthe(cal60,carb7)
0.5  oz  banana liqueur(cal48,carb5.5)
0.5  oz  tequila(cal32,carb0)

Psychic Mathematician

Magic Category: Psychic Trick

Supplies Needed: A willing participant you want to impress or win something from them. A pen and a piece of paper for them to write on and add up numbers.

Summary: To demonstrate your connection you experience with some people. You ask them to shield their paper completely from you. You ask them to write down the following: The year they were born, under that number… The year something really important happened in their lives, under that have them write… The number of years that have passed since that major event in their life happened, then below that… How old they will be this year. Have the person add up these numbers and don’t show you. Tell the person to think of the number and you will receive the number telepathically.

Secret: The answer is equal to 2 times the year this is now. For instance, if its 2010 then the answer is 4020. How will you know that? Because you asked the person (Question 1) the year they were born and (Question 4) how old they are which equals this year. You also asked (Question 2) they year of a major event in their lives and (Question 3) how long ago it happened which equals this year also. The sum of those for numbers equals 2 times the year every time.

Set up: I feel a connection with you. I get this feeling sometimes, you can call it psychic or clairvoyance. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t. Let’s try it…

Instructions:
Step1: Speak of clairvoyance, your connection with them, your psychic abilities that come and go etc.
Step2: Ask them to write down the answers to the following questions and add the answers up.
Step3: The year they were born, then have them write under that…
Step4: The year something really important happened in their lives, then under that have them write…
Step5: The number of years that have passed since that major event in their life happened, then below that…
Step6: How old they will be this year.
Step7: The answer is equal to 2 times this year. Act as if you are working hard on picking up the number then write it down and then show them.
Step8: Watch them become amazed at your ability to pick up on their connection.