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Pickup Line: Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn't ask you how you looked!

A seal visits a local bar
Bar Joke: A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender asks the seal, "What's your pleasure?" The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

Bet Category: Odds Win
Bet Supplies Needed Coin Bet
The Bet: * 10 Coins * 3 cups (shooter glasses, plastic cups, whatever containers can fit into one another.)
Bet that your friend can’t put and odd number of coins (1, 3, 5, 7, 9) into the 3 glasses - using all 10 coins. He or she will not be able to do it. Catch:

The Catch: Cup 1: Place 3 coins Cup 2: Place 3 coins Cup 3: Place 4 coins One more thing, you place Cup 1 or Cup 2(Your choice) into Cup 3. So in Cup 1 and Cup 2 you have 3 coins. You now also have 7 coins in Cup 3 because another Cup with 3 coins is inside Cup 3 with 4 coins equaling 7 coins which is an odd number of coins too. The Cup that Cup 3 is holding still only has 3 coins inside it.

Instructions:
1. Bet someone they can’t put and odd number of coins (1, 3, 5, 7, 9) into the 3 glasses - using all 10 coins.
2. Watch them fail.
3. Place a cup with 3 coins into a cup with 4 coins equaling 7 coins in the cup with 4 coins and a cup of 3 coins. Leave the other cup with 3 coins.
4. Enjoy the spoils of you math genius.

Fuck Me
Type of Drinking Game: Verbal
Supplies Needed: Liquor or Beer
# Players: 3+
Buzz Factor: Almost Drunk

Instructions:
The higher the number of players, the more difficult the game.

Everyone sits in chairs around a sturdy table or on the floor if you choose. First, each person gives themselves a name of their choice.
Names: The name must be ?-fuck. For example, wet-fuck, crazy-fuck, ass-fuck, hand-fuck, football-fuck whatever.
Every player needs a beer or drink of their choice.

Start Game: Someone starts the game by saying "Oh fuck me" and then everyone else chimes in with "fuck me" while keeping a simple beat by hitting the table twice, and clapping twice. The beat is two hits to the table, then two claps like the song ‘We will Rock You’ but with an extra clap. Every time the groups hands hit the table they say or yell fuck-me.

The person who starts the game says his name twice to the beat, then says "better than a" then says another players name- Then that player says their Fuck name twice, “‘?-Fuck’ , ‘?-Fuck’ then says "better than a" another players “?-Fuck name” and so on.
Example : Player 1(Dildo-Fuck ) says “Oh Fuck Me” to start the game.
Then as everyone says Fuck-me to the beat every time their hands touch the table or floor.
Player 1 says "Dildo-fuck, Dildo-fuck better than a Wet-fuck"
“Wet Fuck’ then says "Wet-fuck, Wet-fuck better than a Crazy-fuck" and so on.
This is continued until someone messes up.
A player can mess- up by being off beat or forgetting names.
Drink:
If you do fuck up, you have to drink for a determined amount of time which you can make up.

Pickleback (Jameson's & pickle juice)
Glass: Shot glass
Instructions:
Nutrition Value:
1.5  oz  Jameson Irish Whiskey(cal96,carb0)
1.5  oz  Pickle Juice(cal9,carb3)

The Necklace Trick

Magic Category: Prop Magic Trick

Supplies Needed: 3 beads (or as many as you like) 2 strings

Summary: You show the necklace to someone. You tie the two ends of the necklaces string into a knot. Place the beads in a person’s hand and pull both ends of the string. The beads miraculously end up in the person’s hand without the string. Alternate way-You can hold the beads and have the person pull the string until the beads are alone in your hand.

Secret: The two strings are held together by one of the beads center. When the ends of the strings are pulled – the strings are actually being pulled apart from inside the bead revealing the string-less beads.

Set up: You need to make sure the beads can fit the thickness of 4 strings you are using easily. You don’t want the strings to fit too tight or too loose because it will complicate the trick. With no one around before you perform the trick, set up the necklace as the instructions state.

Instructions:
Step1: Place the two ends of one of the strings together (in other words double back the string). Thread a bead with the folded end of the string.
Step2: Place the two ends of second strings together (in other words double back the second string).
Step3: Thread the folded end of one string through the folded end of the other string with the bead on it. Curve the non beaded string back making a slight hook with the string which is threading the string with the bead on it.
Step4: Slide the two strings until the hooked string section is in the center of the bead.
Step5: String as many beads onto the string as the necklace can handle and you like. You can even wear the necklace for the effect as long as you have the right thickness that holds the necklace together well.
Step6: Performing the Trick: Show the necklace. Take one tread from each string and start to tie a knot as if you are beginning to tie your shoes.
Step7: Keep pulling the string until it seems like the beads are trapped on the string.
Step8: So the beads will not fly off in every direction, either you hold the beads in your hand while the spectator pull the strings or switch positions having s(he) hold the beads while you pull. Either way, the beads are left in someone’s hand with no string. Welcome them to examine the beads and the strings.