Category: Smooth
Pickup Line: You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.

The Lawyer and the Blonde
Bar Joke: A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other at the bar. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde, drunk and dozing, just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is really easy and a lot of fun. He explains: "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and visa-versa." Again, she politely declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now somewhat agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $50" figuring that since she is a blonde that he will easily win the match. This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, she agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question: "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill and hands it to the lawyer. Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer: "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. He taps into the digital cell phone via infra-red wireless connection to his modem port and searches the Net and the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends E-mail to all his co-workers, friends, clients, and suppliers that he knows. And then some. All to no avail. After over an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $50. The blonde politely takes the $50 and turns away to get back to sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, so what IS the answer?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.

Bet Category: Heads I Win
Bet Supplies Needed Coin Bet
The Bet: A Quarter Knife or File
This is a way to win a coin flip. You simply say ‘Heads or Tails’, flip the coin, catch it and place the coin on the back of your hand - Then ask the person to call 'Heads' or 'Tails'.

The Catch: On the 'Tails Side' of a quarter, use a knife or file to create a spur or sharp, protruding, shard piece that points out on the 'Tails Side'. You create this sharp piece as a way to feel if the coin is ‘Heads’ when you feel something poke you on the back of your hand. If you feel that sharp poke on the back of your hand, you know that 'Heads is Up' and 'Tails is Down'.

Instructions:
1. At home or out of anyone’s sight, you use a knife, file or any object to create a sharp, spur sticking out on the 'Tails' side of a quarter.

2. Whenever an occasion arises, like paying for a round of shots, or dinner, or whose going to pick up the take-out, You say,

"Let's flip for it."

3. You grab your special quarter, flip it, catch it and place it on the back of your hand.

4. Turn the quarter a little to see if you feel the sharp spur on your back hand.

5. If you FEEL the spur, then it's ‘HEADS’.

If you DO NOT FEEL the spur, then it's ‘TAILS’.

6. Ask the person 'Heads or Tails?'

7. If they get it wrong, You Win!

8. If they get it right…:
You can turn the quarter over into the other hand so it basically flips over and You Win!

Or

If you wish, you can explain that the quarter has a spur. Say you were just kidding and You just wanted to show them the trick.

Or

You can have your other hand over the quarter with your thumb under it and flip the coin over to Win! Practice this one at home first.

Drinkin' Crazy 8s
Type of Drinking Game: Card
Supplies Needed: 1 deck of cards, alcohol
# Players: 2+
Buzz Factor: Totally Drunk

Instructions:
This game is played almost exactly like Crazy 8's.

Drink:
-If a player fails to say, "Crazy 8's!"
-When a card is below 4 someone is drinking (based on which card it is)

Before starting the game take two 4's out of the deck and place them to the side. Now shuffle the deck and deal 7 cards to each player. The remaining cards are placed in the middle with the top card turned face up. The person to the left of the dealer goes first.

The player must play a card that is either the same suit or the same rank as the card on the deck in the middle. Or they can play a 4 or an 8, which are wild cards.

Play continues normally until a player has one card left. When a player has one card left he/she must say "Crazy 8's" before another player says it. If they fail to do so they must draw 3 cards and take 3 drinks.

If a player is unable to play, he/she must draw from the deck until a playable
card is drawn. The last person to take from the deck must take one drink and then reshuffle the deck.

The winner is the person you runs out of cards first.

When the following cards are played someone is drinking:
Ace- next player must take one drink
2- next player must take 2 drinks and draw 2 cards
3- next player must drink one drink
4- Wild Card. Next player must take 4 drinks and draw 4 cards. Also, the
player who played the card can change the suit.
8- Wild Card. Next player must take one drink. The player who played the
card can change the suit.

Firecracker Shooter Recipe
Glass: Shot glass
Instructions:
Nutrition Value:
0.5  oz  tequila(cal32,carb0)
0.5  oz  Goldschlager Cinnamon Schnapps(cal50,carb3.6)
0.5  oz  Rumple Minze(cal57,carb4.3)

Psychic Mathematician

Magic Category: Psychic Trick

Supplies Needed: A willing participant you want to impress or win something from them. A pen and a piece of paper for them to write on and add up numbers.

Summary: To demonstrate your connection you experience with some people. You ask them to shield their paper completely from you. You ask them to write down the following: The year they were born, under that number… The year something really important happened in their lives, under that have them write… The number of years that have passed since that major event in their life happened, then below that… How old they will be this year. Have the person add up these numbers and don’t show you. Tell the person to think of the number and you will receive the number telepathically.

Secret: The answer is equal to 2 times the year this is now. For instance, if its 2010 then the answer is 4020. How will you know that? Because you asked the person (Question 1) the year they were born and (Question 4) how old they are which equals this year. You also asked (Question 2) they year of a major event in their lives and (Question 3) how long ago it happened which equals this year also. The sum of those for numbers equals 2 times the year every time.

Set up: I feel a connection with you. I get this feeling sometimes, you can call it psychic or clairvoyance. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t. Let’s try it…

Instructions:
Step1: Speak of clairvoyance, your connection with them, your psychic abilities that come and go etc.
Step2: Ask them to write down the answers to the following questions and add the answers up.
Step3: The year they were born, then have them write under that…
Step4: The year something really important happened in their lives, then under that have them write…
Step5: The number of years that have passed since that major event in their life happened, then below that…
Step6: How old they will be this year.
Step7: The answer is equal to 2 times this year. Act as if you are working hard on picking up the number then write it down and then show them.
Step8: Watch them become amazed at your ability to pick up on their connection.