Category: Cheesy
Pickup Line: If you could put a price tag on beauty you'd be worth more than Fort Knox.

The Man in the Tweed Jacket
Bar Joke: One night in the small bar, the bartender is lamenting the fact that business is so quiet on Mondays, Tuesdays and Wednesdays. As he continues talking to his regulars a stranger, dressed in a tweed jacket and wearing sunglasses walks over and says, "I'm sorry, but I couldn't help overhearing your conversation. I'm a doctor at Psychiatric hospital down the road. I'm trying to integrate some of the more sane patients into the community. Why don't I bring some of my patients along, say, next Tuesday. You'll have some customers and my patients will have a night out." Well, the bartender isn't sure, but the thought of more paying customers on a quiet night appeals to him. So he agrees. The following Tuesday, the man in the tweed jacket and sunglasses appears with about ten people. He told the bartender, "Give them whatever they want, put it on a tab and I'll settle up at closing time." The bartender has a great time selling loads of drinks and encouraging the patients to eat plenty of peanuts. The patients have a great time, getting drunk, but they did behave themselves. At closing time the bartender added up the bill and came up to over $250. The man in the tweed jacket and sunglasses begins to organize the patients, so that they can go back to the hospital. The bartender approaches the man in the tweed jacket and says, "It comes to $250." The man in the tweed jacket and sunglasses smiles and says, "That's fine. Do you happen to have change for a dustbin lid?"

Bet Category: Lift Your Foot
Bet Supplies Needed Physical Bet
The Bet: A plain wall
Bet someone that they can’t stand on 1 leg for 5 seconds against a wall. If they can, they win $20 or a drink/shot if they can’t, you win the cold hard cash or drinks. You can set it up more by saying that you can throw their balance off by snapping your fingers in a certain pattern their ear or by hypnotizing them slightly. Promise them that no one will interfere with them at all.

The Catch: You will be using their center of gravity against them by placing them in a position where all their weight is on one foot. You will then ask them to lift their foot which is impossible to do without falling.

Instructions:
1. Bet someone that they can’t stand on 1 leg for 5 seconds against a wall. If they can they win $20 or a drink/shot if they can’t you will win the cold hard cash or drinks.

2. Place them against a wall with their right foot against the floor board and their right shoulder against the wall.

3. Now all their weight is on their left foot and they will not be able to lift it for even a second without falling.

4. You win again…

ABC's
Type of Drinking Game: Verbal
Supplies Needed: Liquor or Beer
# Players: 2+
Buzz Factor: Fun Buzz

Instructions:
Before the game starts decide on the set number of drinks (sips, shot, gulp) for each time someone messes up for forgetting to say a letter and forgetting the word.
One person starts by saying a word that begins with the first letter of the alphabet.

For example:

First person: A is for Apartment
Second person: A is for Apartment, B is for Bond
Third person: A is for Apartment, B is for Bond, C is for Creative, etc...

Key 1: The key is to remember what each of the previous players has said for each letter.
Key 2: The second key is to remember to say each letter of the alphabet before each word that it corresponds with..

Drink:
Each time a person screws up- they have to drink.

Earthquake (shooter)
Glass: Shot glass
Instructions:
Nutrition Value:
0.33  oz  Canadian whiskey(cal21,carb0)
0.33  oz  Pernod(cal25,carb3.6)
0.33  oz  Plymouth Gin(cal25,carb0)

Voice Expert

Magic Category: Card Magic Trick with Revelation

Supplies Needed: Deck of cards

Summary: Voice Expert is another great revelation or way of revealing the identity of the chosen card (See Step 8). It is a different ending to the Pick-A-Card Trick or Peek-A-Card Trick. Someone picks a card out of the deck, remembers it, and shows everyone except you, then returns the card to the deck. The deck is cut a couple times. Amazingly, you figure out which card they chose by hearing the stress in their voice as they say the values and suits of the cards in order. A famous twentieth-century magic inventor and author, J.G. Thompson Jr., once said that if you know 100 ways to find a card and only one way to reveal it, your audience will think you only know one card trick. But if you only know one way to find a card and 100 ways to reveal it, it looks as if you know 100 card tricks. The Revelation: This is the way a magician announces, reveals or displays the chosen cards identity. We at eJokesNow.com have the simple Pick-A-Card trick paired with a few fun and interesting revelations (ways to reveal it). Below is the basic Pick-A-Card Magic Trick with a Revelations.

Secret: Remember another card in the deck which magicians call the Key Card or the Locator Card and place your spectator’s Chosen Card next to it. In order to find the spectator’s Chosen Card you must know where the Key/Locator Card you memorized is. Listening for the stress in the voice is simply an interesting way of revealing the Chosen Card.

Set up: Ask a person to pick any card and show everyone except you.

Instructions:
Step1: Choose a card to memorize and put it at the bottom of the deck. (Bottom of the deck is the top card if all the cards were faced up and bottom card if all the cards are face down) We will use the King of hearts as an example.
Step2: Ask your spectator to select a card. Let’s say they choose the 2 of spades. Turn around so you don’t see the card they chose.
Step3: Have them show anyone else that is around, so that they can’t try to say they chose another card.
Step4: Cut the deck in half then have the spectator return the card they chose to the top of the deck. Complete the cut by placing your bottom card (the King of hearts) on top of the spectators chosen card.
Step5: The King of hearts(Key Card) will now be on top of the 2 of spades(Spectators Chosen Card). You may now have the spectator cut the deck a few times. Your memorized card will remain next to the spectator’s card. Important: Don't shuffle the deck because the Key Card and Chosen Card might get separated. Important: Don't make a big deal about cutting the deck of cards or mention mixing the cards because he spectator may want to shuffle them. Just say 'Cut the deck a few times.
Step6: Now spread out the cards face up in your hands or on the table.
Step7: Find your memorized card, the King of hearts. The card UNDERNEITH it will be the spectator’s card, the 2 of spades. Cut the spectator’s card to the top of the deck.
Step8: Voice Expert Revelation: Inform the spectator that you can pick up stress in a person’s voice. Have them to say the values of the cards 1 through 10 then Jack, Queen, King, Ace. Then have them say the 4 suits: Hearts, Spades, Diamonds and Clubs. Then either write the chosen card down and show them or say the chosen card. You can also have them say each cards names one by one until they finally reach the chosen card, then stop them and say, ‘That’s the Card!’…