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Pickup Line of the Day
Category: Cheesy
Pickup Line: You are a 9 - you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
Bar Joke of the Day
Bad luck finding a place to hide
Bar Joke: A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, "Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got. I'm so mad, I can't even see straight." The bartender, noticing that the little man is a bit the worse for wear, pours him a double of Southern Comfort. The man swills down the drink and says, "Gimme another one." The bartender pours the drink, but says, "Now, before I give you this, why don't you let off a little steam and tell me why you're so upset?" So, the man begins his tale. "Well, I was sitting in the bar next door, when this gorgeous blonde slinks in and actually sits beside me at the bar. I thought, "Wow, this has never happened before." You know, it was kind of a fantasy come true. Well, a couple of minutes later, the blonde leans over and asks if I'd like to come back to her hotel to have dinner and talk for a while. I couldn't believe this was happening, and I hadn't had a good meal in quite a while. I managed to nod my head yes, so she grabs my hand and starts walking out of the bar. This seemed just too good to be true." He continued, "She took me down the street here to a nice hotel and up to her room. She said to relax, watch some TV, and that she would be ready to go down to the restaurant in a few minutes. But, as soon as I put my feet up and reclined my chair, I heard some keys jingling and someone starts fumbling with the door." "The blonde says, 'Oh my god, it's my boyfriend. He must have lost his wrestling match tonight, he's gonna be real mad. Quick, hide!'" "So, I opened the closet, but I figured that was probably the first place he would look, so I didn't hide there. Then I looked under the bed, but no, I figured he's bound to look there, too. By now, I could hear the key in the lock. I noticed the window was open, so I climbed out and was hanging there by my fingers, praying that the guy wouldn't see me." The bartender says "Well I can see how you might be a bit frustrated at this point." "Well, yeah, but I hear the guy finally get the door open and he yells out, 'Who you been with now, you witch?' The girl says, 'Nobody, honey, now calm down.'" Well, the guy starts tearing up the room. I hear him tear the door off the closet and throw it across the room. I'm thinking, 'Boy, I'm glad I didn't hide in there.' Then I hear him lift up the bed and throw it across the room. Good thing I didn't hide under there either. Then I heard him say, 'What's that over there by the window?' I think, 'Oh God, I'm dead meat now.' But, the blonde by now is trying real hard to distract him and convince him to stop looking. Well, I hear the guy go into the bathroom and I hear water running for a long time; I figure maybe he's gonna take a bath or something, when all of a sudden, the jerk pours a pitcher of scalding hot water out of the window right on top of my head. I mean, look at this, I got second degree burns all over my scalp and shoulders!" The bartender says, "Oh man, that would have gotten me mad for sure." "No, that didn't really bother me. Next, the guy starts slamming the window shut over and over on my hands. I mean, look at my fingers. They're a bloody mess. I can hardly hold onto this glass." The bartender looks at the guy's hands and says, "Yeah, buddy, I can understand why you are so upset." "No, that wasn't what really got me so angry though." The bartender then asks in exasperation, "Well, then, what did finally make you anger?" "Well, I was hanging on the window, and I turned around and looked down--I was only about six inches off the ground."

Bar Bet of the Day
Bet Category: Buy $40 for $30?
Bet Supplies Needed Bar Prop Bet
The Bet: Matchbox or small container $20 bill
Its really not a bet, its a sales transaction. Offer $20 and have your slightly drunk, and possibly tired friend to do the same. Put the $40 in a matchbox or any small container. Offer to sell him or her the $40 and matchbox for $30.

The Catch: You are making $10 off the deal because you put your $20 in the matchbox and received $30 which equals a $10 profit. He gives up $20 like you but buys his $20, your $20 and the matchbox for $30. So he spends $50 in all for $40.

Instructions:
1. Offer up $20 and ask your drunk friend to do the same.

2. Let him/her watch you put the $40 into a matchbox or any small box.

3. Tell your friend that there is $40 in the box, which you will sale for only $30. Tell him if he could buy $40 for $30 consistenly, he could make a lot of money.

4. When he accepts, you profit $10 and your friends feels like s(he)'s making money while s(he)'s drunk.

5. Its a Win-Win. You get an extra $10 plus the satisfaction of being one step ahead. Your friend feels good about themselves because they now have $40 for an apparently good price:)



Drinking Game of the Day
Jenga- Truth, Dare or Drink
Type of Drinking Game: Skill Game
Supplies Needed: Jenga Game- Brown Wooden Blocks, Marker or Jenga Game with Blocks in 3 different colors
# Players: 2+
Buzz Factor: Almost Drunk

Instructions:
Game Prep for Supplies 1: If you have the Jenga Game with Brown Wooden Blocks- Separate the blocks in 3 equal sections and write on both ends of each block in its section the below:
Section 1: Write T which stands for Truth
Section 2: Write D which stands for Dare
Section 3: Write X which stands for Drink

*You can also, put more X’s on blocks if you want to make it more of a drinking game and vice versa for the D for Dare and the T for Truth

Game Prep for Supplies 2: Simply designate one color for Truth, one color for Dare and one color for Drink.

Drink:
Good Move: Command someone else to perform the command on the block- If a player successfully moves a block as the rules state, that player can tell another player to drink.

Bad Move: Player takes 2 drinks(2 gulps)- If a player does an illegal rule like straightening the tower or supporting a tower during a move then that player has to take 2 gulps of their drink.

Tower Falls: Player Drinks entire Beer (Drink), Performs a Truth and a Dare that the group agrees on- If a player causes the tower to topple over that player must drink their entire beer or drink, perform a Truth and a Dare that the group comes up with and agrees on together.



Drink of the Day
Blue Ninja
0.5  cup  vodka(cal256,carb0)
1  oz  Kool-Aid Blue Raspberry Mix(cal100,carb23.3)
Directions:
Pour both ingredients into a glass filled with ice cubes. Slightly stir.
Drink Type:
Cocktail
Glass:
Collins glass
Blue Ninja(cal 356,carbs 23.3)
Nutrition Facts
Calories 356 Calories From Fat 0
    Energy 1489kj % Daily Value *
Total Fat 0g  0%
    Saturated Fat 0g 0%
Cholesterol 0mg  0%
Sodium 0mg0%
Total Carbohydrates 23.3g 8%
    Dietary Fiber 0g 0%
    Sugars 23.3g
Protein 0g
Vitamin A 0%Vitamin C 23.33%
Calcium  0%Iron 0%
0.5  cup  vodka(cal256,carb0)
1  oz  Kool-Aid Blue Raspberry Mix(cal100,carb23.3)

LoCarb/Calorie Drink of the Day
Vodka Pres
1.5  oz  vodka(cal96,carb0)
1.5  oz  club soda(cal0,carb0)
1.5  oz  lemon lime soda(cal18,carb4.4)
Directions:
Pour all ingredients over ice into collins glass. Garnish with lemon wedge.
Drink Type:
Cocktail
Glass:
Collins glass
Vodka Pres(cal 114,carbs 4.4)
Nutrition Facts
Calories 114 Calories From Fat 0
    Energy 476kj % Daily Value *
Total Fat 0g  0%
    Saturated Fat 0g 0%
Cholesterol 0mg  0%
Sodium 13.5mg0%
Total Carbohydrates 4.4g 1%
    Dietary Fiber 0g 0%
    Sugars 4.4g
Protein 0g
Vitamin A 0%Vitamin C 0%
Calcium  0.9%Iron 0%
1.5  oz  vodka(cal96,carb0)
1.5  oz  club soda(cal0,carb0)
1.5  oz  lemon lime soda(cal18,carb4.4)

Shot of the Day
VSOP Brandy shot
Glass: shot glass
Instructions:
Nutrition Value:
1.25  oz  VSOP Brandy(cal81,carb5)

Nutrition Value of the Day
Davinci® Coconut Sugar Free Syrup
Calories 0 Calories From Fat 0
    Energy 0kj % Daily Value *
Total Fat 0g  0%
    Saturated Fat 0g 0%
Cholesterol 0mg  0%
Sodium 10mg0%
Total Carbohydrates 0g 0%
    Dietary Fiber 0g 0%
    Sugars 0g
Protein 0g
Vitamin A 0%Vitamin C 0%
Calcium  0%Iron 0%
    Davinci® Coconut Sugar Free Syrup(cal0,carb0)

Magic Trick of the Day
Just Floating Around

Magic Category: Levitation Magic Trick

Supplies Needed: Shoes(preferably loafers that are easy to slip into and out of) A jacket or some sort of sheet Super Glue or Epoxy Velcro strip

Summary: The trick begins as a joke. You basically take off your jacket or use someone else’s and lower it over your feet. You then make a leg disappear. Yes, completely disappear from the knee down. Then all of a sudden you start floating in the air about 3 or 4 inches. Then both your legs float in an angle to the left then to the right. You even float in an angle forward towards your audience. Then you finally pull up your jacket to reveal that your legs and feet were behind the jacket and you do not have any props or hidden apparatus. The audience is amazed, puzzled and very interested in what they just witnessed.

Secret: Your shoes are stck together with Velcro. So as you are balanced on one leg you can lif another and it seems that your body is floating behind your jacket.

Set up: Karl Fulves or U.F. Grant is the magician that is credited with this trick which was first believed to be performed in the 1970's. Seperate the Velcro strip and glue a strip to the inner sides of each shoe so the Velcro strips cause the shoes to stick together when placed together. You should have one pair of shoes which are easy to slip in and out of that you can use just for this trick. Experiment with the Velcro and glue to see what works best.

Instructions:
Step1: Position the audience about 3 to 5 feet directly in front of you. Make sure you perform this trick without any people behind you or to the sides of you.
Step2: Take your jacket off and lower it over your feet while holding the jacket with your two hands along the shoulder’s seams of the jacket. Make sure the bottom hem of the jacket is brushing the ground.
Step3: Tell the audience that at first you are going to make your right leg disappear. Now hold your right leg up and back while balancing on your left leg. Then raise the jacket up to just below your knee. From the audience’s view it looks as if your right leg has disappeared. Lower the jacket and your right leg. Slip your right foot into your shoe again. Then lift the jacket again showing the audience that your right leg is back.
Step4: Do the same thing for your left leg. Lift your left leg while balancing on your right leg then lift the jacket to show the left leg is missing. Now lower the jacket to the ground again then slip into your left foot into your left shoe. Lift the jacket to show your left leg has returned.
Step5: Play up to the idea that the audience may not think disappearing legs is such a big deal. So let them know that you are going to try to see if you can do some levitation or say you will something more interesting. Hold your jacket to the ground with the hem of the jacket brushing the ground in front of your shoes. Slip your right foot out of your shoe again and take a natural step back. Your left foot is still in the left shoe. Now, you have a choice. You can either move your jacket closer to you or move your left foot forward. You are doing one of these so the audience can see the toes of your shoes protruding out from under the bottom of your jacket while you have a leg to balance on. You should test to see if moving your foot forward or moving the jacket back works best for you. From the perspective of the audience, you look as if you are simply standing with both feet in your shoes behind the jacket.
Step6: Levitating Up and Forward: Now very slowly and gently lift your left leg up and forward a few inches off the ground toward your audience. Raise your jackets hem a little so they can actually see the shadow under your shoes. Since your shoes are connected, you look as if you are actually floating. Plus with the position of your jacket the audience can clearly see the ground just underneath your shoes as well. Important: Make sure that any movement you make can be done with excellent balance. So you will have to practice to see what you can do fluidly with the greatest visual effect.
Step7: Floating with your Body Slanted to the Left: Now you can create the illusion that you are levitating your body in slanted angles off the ground by moving your left foot and shoes up and to the left while leaning your upper body to the right. It looks like your body is slanted and levitating to the left. Floating with your Body Slanted to the Right: You can then try something a little trickier which is while balancing on your right leg you can move your left leg and shoes across the front of your body to the right while leaning your upper body to the left. Make sure you can balance well and perform this smoothly before you try this in front of an audience. Or You can put your left foot and shoes down onto the ground again then place your jackets hem on the ground in front of your shoes. Then place your right foot into your shoe and take a step back with your left foot. Move the hem of the jacket over the toes of your shoes. Now you can create the illusion that you are levitating your body in a slanted angle off the ground by moving your right foot and shoes up and to the right while leaning your upper body to the left. It looks like your body is slanted and levitating to the right.
Step8: Finished Floating Yet?: After you finish floating, lower your jacket again to in front of your shoes. Slip your foot into your shoes. Separate your shoes. Hopefully the place you are performing this trick in is loud enough to drawn out the ripping Velcro sound. Remove the jacket to reveal that you are not using any hidden props or special magic trick apparatus. Covering the Ripping Velcro Sound: Some magicians suggest that you make a dramatic flip of your coat while you are separating your shoes to cover the Velcro ripping sound. The movement is similar to the abrupt, strong snap a matador makes with a cape during a bull fight.
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