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Pickup Line of the Day
Category: Favorites
Pickup Line: The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.
Bar Joke of the Day
Bad luck finding a place to hide
Bar Joke: A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, "Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got. I'm so mad, I can't even see straight." The bartender, noticing that the little man is a bit the worse for wear, pours him a double of Southern Comfort. The man swills down the drink and says, "Gimme another one." The bartender pours the drink, but says, "Now, before I give you this, why don't you let off a little steam and tell me why you're so upset?" So, the man begins his tale. "Well, I was sitting in the bar next door, when this gorgeous blonde slinks in and actually sits beside me at the bar. I thought, "Wow, this has never happened before." You know, it was kind of a fantasy come true. Well, a couple of minutes later, the blonde leans over and asks if I'd like to come back to her hotel to have dinner and talk for a while. I couldn't believe this was happening, and I hadn't had a good meal in quite a while. I managed to nod my head yes, so she grabs my hand and starts walking out of the bar. This seemed just too good to be true." He continued, "She took me down the street here to a nice hotel and up to her room. She said to relax, watch some TV, and that she would be ready to go down to the restaurant in a few minutes. But, as soon as I put my feet up and reclined my chair, I heard some keys jingling and someone starts fumbling with the door." "The blonde says, 'Oh my god, it's my boyfriend. He must have lost his wrestling match tonight, he's gonna be real mad. Quick, hide!'" "So, I opened the closet, but I figured that was probably the first place he would look, so I didn't hide there. Then I looked under the bed, but no, I figured he's bound to look there, too. By now, I could hear the key in the lock. I noticed the window was open, so I climbed out and was hanging there by my fingers, praying that the guy wouldn't see me." The bartender says "Well I can see how you might be a bit frustrated at this point." "Well, yeah, but I hear the guy finally get the door open and he yells out, 'Who you been with now, you witch?' The girl says, 'Nobody, honey, now calm down.'" Well, the guy starts tearing up the room. I hear him tear the door off the closet and throw it across the room. I'm thinking, 'Boy, I'm glad I didn't hide in there.' Then I hear him lift up the bed and throw it across the room. Good thing I didn't hide under there either. Then I heard him say, 'What's that over there by the window?' I think, 'Oh God, I'm dead meat now.' But, the blonde by now is trying real hard to distract him and convince him to stop looking. Well, I hear the guy go into the bathroom and I hear water running for a long time; I figure maybe he's gonna take a bath or something, when all of a sudden, the jerk pours a pitcher of scalding hot water out of the window right on top of my head. I mean, look at this, I got second degree burns all over my scalp and shoulders!" The bartender says, "Oh man, that would have gotten me mad for sure." "No, that didn't really bother me. Next, the guy starts slamming the window shut over and over on my hands. I mean, look at my fingers. They're a bloody mess. I can hardly hold onto this glass." The bartender looks at the guy's hands and says, "Yeah, buddy, I can understand why you are so upset." "No, that wasn't what really got me so angry though." The bartender then asks in exasperation, "Well, then, what did finally make you anger?" "Well, I was hanging on the window, and I turned around and looked down--I was only about six inches off the ground."

Bar Bet of the Day
Bet Category: Mirror Mirror
Bet Supplies Needed Physical Bet
The Bet: 2 shots or 2 drinks Random things around you
Simple challenge: I'll bet you that you can't do everything I can. All simple things. If he does, he wins. If not, you win.

The Catch: On one of the mirror moves take a sip of your drink (so the person mirroring you will do the same) but don't swallow it. Then do a few more things so the person will swallow it eventually then you spit it out into another cup to win. They will not be able to do it because they swallowed.

Instructions:
Start doing anything. Put your hand on you nose. Touch your toes. Pick up a napkin.

Then take a sip of your drink.

Do a few more easy, random things.

Then spit your sip back into your drink or a cup.

S(he) won't be able to because s(he) loves to swallow:)


Drinking Game of the Day
Beer Blow
Type of Drinking Game: Card
Supplies Needed: 1 deck of cards, beer, an empty bottle
# Players: 2+
Buzz Factor: Drunk

Instructions:
Set an empty bottle upright and then place a deck of cards on top of it. Each player takes turns blowing cards off of the deck on the bottle.

Drink: The person who blows the last card off the bottle has to drink an entire glass of beer.

Variations: You can also make the person drink once that blows off an ace. You cannot search through the cards to see if an ace was blown off. Only if it is visible you can make the person drink.

Drink of the Day
Madras
2  oz  vodka(cal128,carb0)
1.5  oz  cranberry juice(cal24,carb6)
1.5  oz  orange juice(cal21,carb4.8)
Directions:
Drink Type:
Highball
Glass:
Highball glass
Madras(cal 173,carbs 10.8)
Nutrition Facts
Calories 173 Calories From Fat 0
    Energy 623kj % Daily Value *
Total Fat 2g  2%
    Saturated Fat 0g 0%
Cholesterol 0mg  0%
Sodium 6mg0%
Total Carbohydrates 10.8g 4%
    Dietary Fiber 0g 0%
    Sugars 9.9g
Protein 0.3g
Vitamin A 1.5%Vitamin C 39%
Calcium  0%Iron 0%
2  oz  vodka(cal128,carb0)
1.5  oz  cranberry juice(cal24,carb6)
1.5  oz  orange juice(cal21,carb4.8)

LoCarb/Calorie Drink of the Day
Dirty Gin Martini
2  oz  Gin(cal150,carb0)
0.25  oz  olive juice(cal8,carb0.4)
Directions:
Chill a martini glass. Pour ingredients into cocktail shaker with ice. Stir then strain into martini glass. Garnish with 2 to 3 olives. You can also shake the ingredients in an iced cocktail shaker and strain into a martini glass then garnish. Dirty scale: Regular Dirty Martini is 0.25oz olive juice Popular Dirty Martini is 0.5oz olive juice Really Dirty Martini is 0.75oz olive juice Filthy Dirty Martini is 1.0oz olive juice
Drink Type:
Martini
Glass:
Martini Glass/Cocktail Glass
Dirty Gin Martini(cal 158,carbs 0.4)
Nutrition Facts
Calories 158 Calories From Fat 7
    Energy 626kj % Daily Value *
Total Fat 1g  1%
    Saturated Fat 0g 0%
Cholesterol 0mg  0%
Sodium 120mg5%
Total Carbohydrates 0.4g 0%
    Dietary Fiber 0.5g 0.5%
    Sugars 1g
Protein 0.5g
Vitamin A 0%Vitamin C 0%
Calcium  0%Iron 0%
2  oz  Gin(cal150,carb0)
0.25  oz  olive juice(cal8,carb0.4)

Shot of the Day
Nutty Irishman Shooter
Glass: Shot glass
Instructions:
Nutrition Value:
0.75  oz  Irish cream liqueur(cal73,carb5.5)
0.75  oz  Frangelico(cal53,carb9.1)

Nutrition Value of the Day
Mango Serving Size 1 medium raw
Calories 19 Calories From Fat 1
    Energy 79kj % Daily Value *
Total Fat 0g  0%
    Saturated Fat 0g 0%
Cholesterol 0mg  0%
Sodium 0mg0%
Total Carbohydrates 5.1g 2%
    Dietary Fiber 0.58g 0.57971014492754%
    Sugars 4.5g
Protein 0.14g
Vitamin A 23.19%Vitamin C 14.49%
Calcium  0.29%Iron 0%
    Mango Serving Size 1 medium raw (cal19,carb5.1)

Magic Trick of the Day
Elephants in Denmark

Magic Category: Psychic Trick

Supplies Needed: Pen and Paper

Summary: Have the person answer the following questions. (#1-10) Think of a number between 1 and 10. (x 9) Multiply that number by 9. (2 digit #?) Is it a 2 digit # so far. Yes! (digit one + digit two) Add the 1st and 2nd digits of the number together. (-5) Subtract 5 from that number. (Alphabet letter of the number) Go through the alphabet to find the corresponding letter with the number. Now have them think of a country that begins with that letter. Now take the second letter from the countries name and think of an animal that begins with that letter. Elephants in Denmark.

Secret: The answer to the convoluted equation should be Denmark and Elephant. Why? Because any number from 1 to 10 multiplied by 9 has a sum (added together) equal to 9. Example 2 x 9 = 18 and 1 + 8 = 9 OR 7 x 9 = 63 and 6 + 3 = 9. The only hang up will be if they pick the number 1. So, if they say they only have one number then you know they chose the number which is good for you too. If you subtract 5 then 4 is the final # always. So the easiest country that starts with a D is Denmark and the easiest and biggest animal alive today that starts with an E is Elephant.

Set up: Say something that will Have a person believe you may have some psychic powers and you have a strong connection with them. For instance, say something like the following: I feel a connection with you. I get this feeling sometimes, you can call it psychic or clairvoyance. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t. Let’s try something… This is a very simple, uncomplicated statement. I’m sure you can come up with something better.

Instructions:
Step1: Have a person believe you have some psychic powers when you have a strong connection with someone.
Step2: Have them answer the following answers on a sheet of paper and make sure they don’t show it to you.
Step3: Think of a number between 1 and 10. (#1-10)
Step4: Multiply that number by 9. (x 9) Is it a 2 digit # so far. Yes! (2 digit #?)
Step5: Add the 1st and 2nd digits of the number together. (digit one + digit two)
Step6: Subtract 5 from that number. (-5) Go through the alphabet to find the corresponding letter with the number. (Alphabet letter of the number)
Step7: Now have them think of a country that begins with that letter. Now take the second letter from the countries name and think of an animal that begins with that letter.
Step8: The answer should be Denmark and Elephant. You can say that something like, I don’t think there are any Elephants in Denmark or Ask them the question, are there any Elephants in Denmark. They will be surprised. If they have something different, don’t worry you tried… Say sometimes you see it clearly and sometimes you don’t.
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