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Pickup Line of the Day
Category: Smooth
Pickup Line: What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
Bar Joke of the Day
The Man in the Tweed Jacket
Bar Joke: One night in the small bar, the bartender is lamenting the fact that business is so quiet on Mondays, Tuesdays and Wednesdays. As he continues talking to his regulars a stranger, dressed in a tweed jacket and wearing sunglasses walks over and says, "I'm sorry, but I couldn't help overhearing your conversation. I'm a doctor at Psychiatric hospital down the road. I'm trying to integrate some of the more sane patients into the community. Why don't I bring some of my patients along, say, next Tuesday. You'll have some customers and my patients will have a night out." Well, the bartender isn't sure, but the thought of more paying customers on a quiet night appeals to him. So he agrees. The following Tuesday, the man in the tweed jacket and sunglasses appears with about ten people. He told the bartender, "Give them whatever they want, put it on a tab and I'll settle up at closing time." The bartender has a great time selling loads of drinks and encouraging the patients to eat plenty of peanuts. The patients have a great time, getting drunk, but they did behave themselves. At closing time the bartender added up the bill and came up to over $250. The man in the tweed jacket and sunglasses begins to organize the patients, so that they can go back to the hospital. The bartender approaches the man in the tweed jacket and says, "It comes to $250." The man in the tweed jacket and sunglasses smiles and says, "That's fine. Do you happen to have change for a dustbin lid?"

Bar Bet of the Day
Bet Category: Walk through the Business Card
Bet Supplies Needed Physical Bet
The Bet: A business card and scissors
You can cut a hole into a business card and stick your head through it.

The Catch: If you fold the business card in half and cut it a certain pattern - you can easily place your head through it. Maybe even your entire body...

Instructions:
1. Wager a bet that you can cut a hole in a business card and put your entire head through it.

2. Fold the business card.

3. Starting at folded side - start cutting an eighth of an inch away from the edge perpendicular to the fold. Stop cutting an eighth inch from the end.

4. Alternate to the other side(turn the card around 180 degrees), move in an eighth of an inch away from the first cut and cut up to an eighth of an inch from the end.

5. Alternate from side to side cutting in the same pattern again and again until you reach the end.

6. Carefully and easily open this crazy, jig-saw of a creation- making sure not to break or tear any part that will break the circle.

7. Your head will easily fit into the one hole in your business card which now looks like a jagged shaped necklace.



Drinking Game of the Day
Circle of Death (Alternate Version)
Type of Drinking Game: Card Game
Supplies Needed: Deck Of Cards
# Players: 4+
Buzz Factor: Totally Drunk

Instructions:
Players sit in a circle at a table. Someone shuffles the cards and spreads them out in a circle in the middle of the table. Place a beer in the center of the circle. Each player takes turns picking a card out of the circle.

Each card has a different 'game.'

2) 2's for you. Player who picked the card points at another player and tells them to drink.

3) 3's for me. Player who picked the card must drink.

4) 4's for whores. All females at the table drink.

5) Never have I ever. Players place three fingers on the table. Player who picked the card starts out by saying "Never have I ever...(insert task)" Any player who has done it must put one finger down. The next player continues the play, with another "Never have I ever..." Play ends when one player has all three fingers off the table and must drink. Example: been to Europe, had a threesome, pooped my pants etc.

6) 6's for dick. All males at the table drink.

7) 7 heaven. All players must put their hands in the air. Last player to throw their arm up losses and must drink.

8) Rule. Player who picked the card must make up a rule for the remainder of the game. Example: "No one can go to the bathroom, Have to keep your hand on your drink, Must clap your hands before you drink." Any player to break the rule must drink. Previous rules can be cancelled out when another player gets an 8.

9) 9's Rhyme. Player who picked the card starts out with a word and the next player must rhyme it, until a player can't think of another rhyme and has to drink. Example: "Rat, cat, hat, bat, etc.."

10) Social. Everybody at the table drinks.
Jack) Statement. Player who picks the card starts off a statement with one word. Next player must continue the statement, repeating the first word. First player to break the statement, forget the statement, or hesitate drinks. Example: "I, I had, I had a, I had a big, I had a big glass..."

Queen) Question. Player who picked the card starts off with a question directed to another player. The player must respond only in question form, but can direct their question to any other player. First player to hesitate, repeat a question, or respond in a statement must drink.

King) Category. Player who picked the card starts off by naming a category(city in Georgia, make up brands, Vodka brands, bands, etc.). Next player must continue by naming something in the category until one player hesitates and must drink.

Ace) Waterfall. All players start to drink at the same time. The player who picked the card is the only person allowed to stop drinking. Once this player stops, the player to his/her right can stop. All players must keep drinking until the player on their left has stopped.

If at any point the circle of cards is broken with a space between two cards, the player who breaks it must chug the beer in the middle of the circle!

Play continues until the deck is finished or everyone is too drunk.

Drink of the Day
White Cabernet glass of wine
1  glass of  White Cabernet(cal115,carb8)
Directions:
Drink Type:
wine
Glass:
wine glass
White Cabernet glass of wine(cal 115,carbs 8)
Nutrition Facts
Calories 115 Calories From Fat 0
    Energy 485kj % Daily Value *
Total Fat 0g  0%
    Saturated Fat 0g 0%
Cholesterol 0mg  0%
Sodium 0mg0%
Total Carbohydrates 8g 3%
    Dietary Fiber 0g 0%
    Sugars 0g
Protein 0.5g
Vitamin A 0%Vitamin C 0%
Calcium  0%Iron 0%
1  glass of  White Cabernet(cal115,carb8)

LoCarb/Calorie Drink of the Day
Dirty Martini
2  oz  Vodka(cal128,carb0)
0.25  oz  olive juice(cal8,carb0.4)
Directions:
Chill a martini glass. Pour ingredients into cocktail shaker with ice. Stir then strain into martini glass. Garnish with 2 to 3 olives. You can also shake the ingredients in an iced cocktail shaker and strain into a martini glass then garnish. Dirty scale: Regular Dirty Martini is 0.25oz olive juice Popular Dirty Martini is 0.5oz olive juice Really Dirty Martini is 0.75oz olive juice Filthy Dirty Martini is 1.0oz olive juice
Drink Type:
Martini
Glass:
Cocktail Glass/Martini Glass
Dirty Martini(cal 136,carbs 0.4)
Nutrition Facts
Calories 136 Calories From Fat 7
    Energy 536kj % Daily Value *
Total Fat 1g  1%
    Saturated Fat 0g 0%
Cholesterol 0mg  0%
Sodium 120mg5%
Total Carbohydrates 0.4g 0%
    Dietary Fiber 0.5g 0.5%
    Sugars 1g
Protein 0.5g
Vitamin A 0%Vitamin C 0%
Calcium  0%Iron 0%
2  oz  Vodka(cal128,carb0)
0.25  oz  olive juice(cal8,carb0.4)

Shot of the Day

Nutrition Value of the Day
Steel Reserve® Hi Grav
Calories 19 Calories From Fat 0
    Energy 78kj % Daily Value *
Total Fat 0g  0%
    Saturated Fat 0g 0%
Cholesterol 0mg  0%
Sodium 0mg0%
Total Carbohydrates 1.2g 0%
    Dietary Fiber 0g 0%
    Sugars 0g
Protein 0.1g
Vitamin A 0%Vitamin C 0%
Calcium  0%Iron 0%
    Steel Reserve® Hi Grav(cal19,carb1.2)

Magic Trick of the Day
Voice Expert

Magic Category: Card Magic Trick with Revelation

Supplies Needed: Deck of cards

Summary: Voice Expert is another great revelation or way of revealing the identity of the chosen card (See Step 8). It is a different ending to the Pick-A-Card Trick or Peek-A-Card Trick. Someone picks a card out of the deck, remembers it, and shows everyone except you, then returns the card to the deck. The deck is cut a couple times. Amazingly, you figure out which card they chose by hearing the stress in their voice as they say the values and suits of the cards in order. A famous twentieth-century magic inventor and author, J.G. Thompson Jr., once said that if you know 100 ways to find a card and only one way to reveal it, your audience will think you only know one card trick. But if you only know one way to find a card and 100 ways to reveal it, it looks as if you know 100 card tricks. The Revelation: This is the way a magician announces, reveals or displays the chosen cards identity. We at eJokesNow.com have the simple Pick-A-Card trick paired with a few fun and interesting revelations (ways to reveal it). Below is the basic Pick-A-Card Magic Trick with a Revelations.

Secret: Remember another card in the deck which magicians call the Key Card or the Locator Card and place your spectator’s Chosen Card next to it. In order to find the spectator’s Chosen Card you must know where the Key/Locator Card you memorized is. Listening for the stress in the voice is simply an interesting way of revealing the Chosen Card.

Set up: Ask a person to pick any card and show everyone except you.

Instructions:
Step1: Choose a card to memorize and put it at the bottom of the deck. (Bottom of the deck is the top card if all the cards were faced up and bottom card if all the cards are face down) We will use the King of hearts as an example.
Step2: Ask your spectator to select a card. Let’s say they choose the 2 of spades. Turn around so you don’t see the card they chose.
Step3: Have them show anyone else that is around, so that they can’t try to say they chose another card.
Step4: Cut the deck in half then have the spectator return the card they chose to the top of the deck. Complete the cut by placing your bottom card (the King of hearts) on top of the spectators chosen card.
Step5: The King of hearts(Key Card) will now be on top of the 2 of spades(Spectators Chosen Card). You may now have the spectator cut the deck a few times. Your memorized card will remain next to the spectator’s card. Important: Don't shuffle the deck because the Key Card and Chosen Card might get separated. Important: Don't make a big deal about cutting the deck of cards or mention mixing the cards because he spectator may want to shuffle them. Just say 'Cut the deck a few times.
Step6: Now spread out the cards face up in your hands or on the table.
Step7: Find your memorized card, the King of hearts. The card UNDERNEITH it will be the spectator’s card, the 2 of spades. Cut the spectator’s card to the top of the deck.
Step8: Voice Expert Revelation: Inform the spectator that you can pick up stress in a person’s voice. Have them to say the values of the cards 1 through 10 then Jack, Queen, King, Ace. Then have them say the 4 suits: Hearts, Spades, Diamonds and Clubs. Then either write the chosen card down and show them or say the chosen card. You can also have them say each cards names one by one until they finally reach the chosen card, then stop them and say, ‘That’s the Card!’…
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