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Pickup Line of the Day
Category: Cheesy
Pickup Line: Want to come into the garden see my big hard cucumbers?
Bar Joke of the Day
Flies 'n Bikers
Bar Joke: Two flies walk into a bar and order drinks and start talking. The first fly asks, "How was your travel down here?" The second fly answers "It was cold. I rode in a bikers mustache. How was yours?" The first fly answers, "I was warm. I rode in a biker chicks' pussy. You ought to do it next year." So a year passes and the same two flies met in the same bar. The first fly says, "Did you do it?" The second fly answers, "Yes but some how I still showed up in a biker's mustache.

Bar Bet of the Day
Bet Category: Buy $40 for $30?
Bet Supplies Needed Bar Prop Bet
The Bet: Matchbox or small container $20 bill
Its really not a bet, its a sales transaction. Offer $20 and have your slightly drunk, and possibly tired friend to do the same. Put the $40 in a matchbox or any small container. Offer to sell him or her the $40 and matchbox for $30.

The Catch: You are making $10 off the deal because you put your $20 in the matchbox and received $30 which equals a $10 profit. He gives up $20 like you but buys his $20, your $20 and the matchbox for $30. So he spends $50 in all for $40.

Instructions:
1. Offer up $20 and ask your drunk friend to do the same.

2. Let him/her watch you put the $40 into a matchbox or any small box.

3. Tell your friend that there is $40 in the box, which you will sale for only $30. Tell him if he could buy $40 for $30 consistenly, he could make a lot of money.

4. When he accepts, you profit $10 and your friends feels like s(he)'s making money while s(he)'s drunk.

5. Its a Win-Win. You get an extra $10 plus the satisfaction of being one step ahead. Your friend feels good about themselves because they now have $40 for an apparently good price:)



Drinking Game of the Day
Fuzzy Duck
Type of Drinking Game: Verbal
Supplies Needed: Alcohol
# Players: 4+
Buzz Factor: Completely Wasted

Instructions:
Key: Remember which to say... "Fuzzy Duck, Ducky Fuzz, or Duzz he?"

Drink: If you say the wrong word, or even stutter before saying it you must drink.

How to Play:
The players sit in a cirlce. Choose a person to go first... that person starts out by saying "Fuzzy Duck".

The player to the left now can choose to say "Fuzzy Duck", which will continue the game to the left, or say "Duzz he?", which reverses the game to the right.

If the game is going to the right the next person can say, "Ducky Fuzz" which will continue play to the right, or "Duzz he?" which will reverse the circle.

Remember, left movement is "Fuzzy Duck", right movement "Ducky Fuzz", and direction reversal "Duzz he?".

Players must drink if they mess up at all.



Drink of the Day
Black Russian #3
1.5  oz  vodka(cal96,carb0)
1  oz  coffee liqueur(cal78,carb10)
0.25  oz  fresh orange juice(cal4,carb0.8)
Directions:
Pour vodka and coffee liqueur into glass with ice. Add 1 squeeze of a fresh orange. Stir briefly and serve.
Drink Type:
Cocktail
Glass:
Rocks glass
Black Russian #3(cal 178,carbs 10.8)
Nutrition Facts
Calories 178 Calories From Fat 0
    Energy 744kj % Daily Value *
Total Fat 0g  0%
    Saturated Fat 0g 0%
Cholesterol 0mg  0%
Sodium 0mg0%
Total Carbohydrates 10.8g 3%
    Dietary Fiber 0g 0%
    Sugars 0.7g
Protein 9.05g
Vitamin A 0.25%Vitamin C 6.5%
Calcium  0%Iron 0%
1.5  oz  vodka(cal96,carb0)
1  oz  coffee liqueur(cal78,carb10)
0.25  oz  fresh orange juice(cal4,carb0.8)

LoCarb/Calorie Drink of the Day
Dirty Gin Martini
2  oz  Gin(cal150,carb0)
0.25  oz  olive juice(cal8,carb0.4)
Directions:
Chill a martini glass. Pour ingredients into cocktail shaker with ice. Stir then strain into martini glass. Garnish with 2 to 3 olives. You can also shake the ingredients in an iced cocktail shaker and strain into a martini glass then garnish. Dirty scale: Regular Dirty Martini is 0.25oz olive juice Popular Dirty Martini is 0.5oz olive juice Really Dirty Martini is 0.75oz olive juice Filthy Dirty Martini is 1.0oz olive juice
Drink Type:
Martini
Glass:
Martini Glass/Cocktail Glass
Dirty Gin Martini(cal 158,carbs 0.4)
Nutrition Facts
Calories 158 Calories From Fat 7
    Energy 626kj % Daily Value *
Total Fat 1g  1%
    Saturated Fat 0g 0%
Cholesterol 0mg  0%
Sodium 120mg5%
Total Carbohydrates 0.4g 0%
    Dietary Fiber 0.5g 0.5%
    Sugars 1g
Protein 0.5g
Vitamin A 0%Vitamin C 0%
Calcium  0%Iron 0%
2  oz  Gin(cal150,carb0)
0.25  oz  olive juice(cal8,carb0.4)


Nutrition Value of the Day
Mandarine Napoleon® Orange Liqueur
Calories 103 Calories From Fat 0
    Energy 431kj % Daily Value *
Total Fat 0g  0%
    Saturated Fat 0g 0%
Cholesterol 0mg  0%
Sodium 0mg0%
Total Carbohydrates 11g 4%
    Dietary Fiber 0g 0%
    Sugars 10.9g
Protein 0g
Vitamin A 0%Vitamin C 0%
Calcium  0%Iron 0%
    Mandarine Napoleon® Orange Liqueur(cal103,carb11)

Magic Trick of the Day
Vulcan Mind Trick

Magic Category: Card Magic Trick with Revelation

Supplies Needed: Deck of cards

Summary: Vulcan Mind Trick is another great revelation or way of revealing the identity of the chosen card (It's outlined in Step 8). It is a different ending to the Pick-A-Card Trick or Peek-A-Card Trick. Someone picks a card out of the deck, remembers it, and shows everyone except you, then returns the card to the deck. The deck is cut a couple times. Amazingly, you find the card by placing your fingertips on the volunteer’s temples and acting as if you can catch a glimpse of their card by reading their thoughts with your own version of the Vulcan Mind Trick. A famous twentieth-century magic inventor and author, J.G. Thompson Jr., once said that if you know 100 ways to find a card and only one way to reveal it, your audience will think you only know one card trick. But if you only know one way to find a card and 100 ways to reveal it, it looks as if you know 100 card tricks. The Revelation: This is the way a magician announces, reveals or displays the chosen cards identity. We at eJokesNow.com have the simple Pick-A-Card trick paired with a few fun and interesting revelations (ways to reveal it). Below is the basic Pick-A-Card Magic Trick with a Revelations.

Secret: Remember another card in the deck which magicians call the Key Card or the Locator Card and place your spectator’s Chosen Card next to it. In order to find the spectator’s Chosen Card you must know where the Key/Locator Card you memorized is. Reading someone’s mind with your fingertips is simply an interesting way of revealing the Chosen Card.

Set up: Ask a person to pick any card and show everyone except you.

Instructions:
Step1: Choose a card to memorize and put it at the bottom of the deck. (Bottom of the deck is the top card if all the cards were faced up and bottom card if all the cards are face down) We will use the King of hearts as an example.
Step2: Ask your spectator to select a card. Let’s say they choose the 2 of spades. Turn around so you don’t see the card they chose.
Step3: Have them show anyone else that is around, so that they can’t try to say they chose another card.
Step4: Cut the deck in half then have the spectator return the card they chose to the top of the deck. Complete the cut by placing your bottom card (the King of hearts) on top of the spectators chosen card.
Step5: The King of hearts(Key Card) will now be on top of the 2 of spades(Spectators Chosen Card). You may now have the spectator cut the deck a few times. Your memorized card will remain next to the spectator’s card. Important: Don't shuffle the deck because the Key Card and Chosen Card might get separated. Important: Don't make a big deal about cutting the deck of cards or mention mixing the cards because he spectator may want to shuffle them. Just say 'Cut the deck a few times.
Step6: Now spread out the cards face up in your hands or on the table.
Step7: Find your memorized card, the King of hearts. The card UNDERNEITH it will be the spectator’s card, the 2 of spades. Cut the spectator’s card to the top of the deck.
Step8: Vulcan Mind Trick Revelation: Place your fingertips on the volunteer’s temples and act as if you can catch a glimpse of their card by reading their thoughts with your own version of the Vulcan Mind Trick. Tell them that thoughts resonate at certain vibrations and they can be picked up by your fingertips with a little practice. Reveal their card after a little struggle and battling with yourself between a few cards to make it more interesting.
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