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Pickup Line of the Day
Category: Lude and Sexual
Pickup Line: If you can dance, you have my hand, but if you can sing, you have my heart. I hope to God you can't sing because I just wanna fuck you.
Bar Joke of the Day
They call it Oz
Bar Joke: In the north of Australia is a place called Queensland which is very hot, humid and the pubs are rough. Anyway, this posh pommie (English) bloke is traveling through Queensland in the middle of summer by bicycle and is caught in a huge tropical storm. He sees a sign which says there is a pub 18 miles up the road. So he rides his bike to the pub and when he finally gets there his appearance resembles that of a drowned rat. Anyway, the locals hardly even look up from their beers as he walks in, dripping wet, and heads up to the bar and orders a scotch on ice. The barman gives him the worst scotch he has ever tasted but the pommie drinks it down and asks the barman where the dunny (toilet) is. The barman tells him it is outside. So the pommie trudges outside into the rain and all he can see in the rain is two big piles of shit, one much bigger than the other. So the pommie walks over to the smaller pile, relieved that someone had the sense to start a new pile since the larger one was clearly unmanageable. He has his pants around his ankles and is in the process of relieving himself when a gunshot rings out and a bullet smacks into the heap just beside his head. Well the poor pommie turns around, in a somewhat vulnerable position, and sees this huge Aussie guy standing at the door of the pub with his still smoking gun in his hand. "What..What is going on?" Stammers the poor pommie. The huge Aussie responds "Get the hell out of the Ladies you dirty bastard."

Bar Bet of the Day
Bet Category: The Falling Coin
Bet Supplies Needed Bar Prop Bet
The Bet: Brandy Snifter(Brandy Glass) Coaster Cigarette Small Coin
Setup:Place a Brandy Glass on a table, then place a coaster on top of the glasses opening, balance the cigarette in the center of the coaster with the filter side down, then place the small coin on top of the cigarette. Challenge: Get the coin into the Brandy Snifter without touching the coin, cigarette, glass or the coaster. If they can do it, you will give them $10, a drink, or whatever you choose. If they don't succeed and you can do it, then they owe you $10 or whatever you agreed on. So,They win if they can, you win if they can't and you can.

The Catch: It's more like a secret to winning. A short, quick, pointed burst of air under the coaster in one spot will cause the coaster and cigarette to lift away while the heaviness of the coin will cause it to drop straight down into the brandy snifter. Set up your new, bar structure at the end of the table. You will have to kneel down to blow the quick, sharp burst. You will also have to practice this at home to get the correct angle and wind burst just right.

Instructions:
1. Build your structure by placing the Brandy Snifter(Brandy Glass) on the edge of a table then the coaster on top of the glass, then balance the cigarette
with filter side down in the middle of the coaster. Then finally balance the coin on the cigarette.

2. Challenge your friend by telling them that they can't get the coin into the Brandy Snifter without touching the coin, cigarette, glass or the coaster.

3. If they can do it, you will give them $10, a drink, or whatever you choose. If they don't succeed and you can actually do it, then they owe you the bets winnings.

4. Watch them fail...

5. Kneel down and perform the minor miracle by blowing a short, quick, pointed burst of air under the coaster in one spot which will cause the
coaster and cigarette to lift away while the heaviness of the coin will cause it to drop straight down into the brandy snifter.

6. You win!




Drinking Game of the Day
Ring of Fire
Type of Drinking Game: Card Game
Supplies Needed: Deck of Cards
# Players: 4+
Buzz Factor: Drunk

Instructions:
The game begins with a deck of cards face down in a circle formation basically layed out in a ring(flared in a circle). Clockwise around the ring one player at a time takes their turn flipping a card face up and places in the middle of the ring. All cards 2 - Ace represent a different game so it's kind of like 13 games in 1.

When a player turns a.....
2- MAKE A RULE (this rule is carried out until the end of the
game)

3- PROPOSE A TOAST (the card turner proposes a toast to whatever he/she wants. All players must consume some drink after the toast as a sign of respect)

4- 4 FINGERS (whoever turns this card has the power to delegate up to 4 fingers of drink to ANY player. They may give them all to one player or divide them up to a maximum of 4 players. 4 fingers is the amount of drink if you hold 4 fingers from the pinky to the pointer finger next to a drink.)

5- KING OF THE RING (The king of the ring has the power to make anyone drink whatever he/she likes whenever he/she wants until a new king is elected)

6- LADIES DRINK (all female players consume 2 fingers of drink)

7- CATEGORIES (the card turner selects a category e.g brands of clothing, golfers names, football teams, planets etc and one at a time players give an answer until either someone can't think of one or their answer isn't correct. They then drink a minimum fine of 2 fingers. 2 fingers is amount of drink as high as 2 fingers.)

8- GENTS DRINK (all male players consume 2 fingers of drink. 2 fingers is amount of drink as high as 2 fingers.)

9- BUSTA RHYME (the card turner says a word and players must give a word that rhymes with the original e.g lick, sick, prick, kick etc until either someone can't think of one or their answer isn't correct. They then consume minimum fine of 2 fingers. 2 fingers is amount of drink as high as 2 fingers.)

10- SNAP (the last person to put their hand on top of the upturned 10 card must drink the minimum fine of 2 fingers)

Jack- THUMBMASTER (thumbmaster can place his thumb on the edge of the table whenever they like and the last person to do so consumes minimum fine of 2 fingers)

Queen- QUESTION MASTER (Question Master can ask people questions whenever they like and if any other player answers a question they must consume minimum fine of 2 fingers)

King- EYE MASTER (the Eye Master tries to catch the eye of any other player. A player caught looking directly into the eye of the eye master must consume a minimum fine of 2 fingers)

Ace- 21s (a game of 21s proceeds starting with the card turner)
After a player turns a card, the next person in the ring turns their card and on and on.
Each person takes turn taking a card until someone makes a stack that equals 21.
If you bust(go above 21) you drink.
If someone gets 21, everyone else drinks.
21's Number Values---
2 to 10 = the # 2 up to 10
J,Q,K = 10
A = 1 or 11 your choice
Joker is wild card
The 'power cards' are 5, Jack, Queen, King.
They remain with the player who turned them until the next time the card is turned. So a player who turns a Queen will be Question Master until the next time a Queen is turned.

Rule Challenges: If at any point during the game a disagreement occurs between players (e.g A word kind of rhymes in BUSTA RHYME or who was the last person to put their thumb down during THUMBMASTER) a 'Council' will decide the outcome. Anyone can call Council at any time and a majority vote (shown by placing a clenched fist in the middle of the table) is final. All players at the table are involved in the council.

The standard minimum drinking fine is 2 fingers but can be adapted to the drink involved e.g. a fine of 4 fingers for lager may be adapted to only 2 fingers for wine or 1 finger for straight liquor.

Cheat Sheet
2- MAKE A RULE

3- PROPOSE A TOAST

4- 4 FINGERS

5- KING OF THE RING- make anyone drink at anytime til new king reigns.

6- LADIES DRINK

7- CATEGORIES- name things in the same category until someone can't name something.

8- GENTS DRINK

9- BUSTA RHYME- words that rhyme until someone can't rhyme.

10- SNAP - Last hand on card

Jack- THUMBMASTER - thumb at edge of table

Queen- QUESTION MASTER- asks a question at anytime if someone answers they drink. Until new question master reigns.

King- EYE MASTER- If eye contact is returned the person making the eye contact drinks until new question master reigns.

Ace- 21s- play 21 until someone gets 21

The 'power cards' are 5, Jack, Queen, King. They remain with the player who turned them until the next time the card is turned.


Drink of the Day
New York Sour
2  oz  rye whiskey or bourbon(cal164,carb0)
0.75  oz  simple syrup(cal38,carb10.5)
0.75  oz  fresh lemon juice(cal6,carb2)
0.25  oz  Lime Juice fresh(cal1,carb0.4)
1  small  Egg yolk, raw, fresh, Chicken Egg 1 Large (cal92,carb1)
1  float  Red Wine, Cabernet(cal24,carb0.8)
Directions:
Shake all ingredients accept red wine in a cocktail shaker with ice then strain into a collins glass over ice. Float an ounce of red wine on top.
Drink Type:
HighBall
Glass:
Collins glass
New York Sour(cal 324,carbs 14.7)
Nutrition Facts
Calories 324 Calories From Fat 0
    Energy 1353kj % Daily Value *
Total Fat 8g  12%
    Saturated Fat 2.67g 13%
Cholesterol 0mg  117%
Sodium 14.33mg1%
Total Carbohydrates 14.7g 5%
    Dietary Fiber 0.08g 0.075%
    Sugars 11.5g
Protein 4.61g
Vitamin A 0%Vitamin C 19.1%
Calcium  2.67%Iron 0%
2  oz  rye whiskey or bourbon(cal164,carb0)
0.75  oz  simple syrup(cal38,carb10.5)
0.75  oz  fresh lemon juice(cal6,carb2)
0.25  oz  Lime Juice fresh(cal1,carb0.4)
1  small  Egg yolk, raw, fresh, Chicken Egg 1 Large (cal92,carb1)
1  float  Red Wine, Cabernet(cal24,carb0.8)

LoCarb/Calorie Drink of the Day
Vodka Martini
3  oz  vodka(cal192,carb0)
1  teaspoon  French Vermouth(cal6,carb0.4)
Directions:
Pour ingredients into a cocktail shaker with ice. Shake and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with olives.
Drink Type:
Martini
Glass:
Martini Glass
Vodka Martini(cal 198,carbs 0.4)
Nutrition Facts
Calories 198 Calories From Fat 0
    Energy 828kj % Daily Value *
Total Fat 0g  0%
    Saturated Fat 0g 0%
Cholesterol 0mg  0%
Sodium 0.38mg0%
Total Carbohydrates 0.4g 0%
    Dietary Fiber 0g 0%
    Sugars 0g
Protein 0.01g
Vitamin A 0%Vitamin C 0%
Calcium  0.3%Iron 0%
3  oz  vodka(cal192,carb0)
1  teaspoon  French Vermouth(cal6,carb0.4)

Shot of the Day
Jager Bomb (Jager Blaster)
Glass: Shot Glass
Instructions:
Nutrition Value:
1.25  oz  Jagermeister(cal129,carb13.8)
4  oz  Red Bull(cal52,carb13.2)

Nutrition Value of the Day
Torani® Almond Sugar Free Syrup
Calories 0 Calories From Fat 0
    Energy 0kj % Daily Value *
Total Fat 0g  0%
    Saturated Fat 0g 0%
Cholesterol 0mg  0%
Sodium 20mg1%
Total Carbohydrates 0g 0%
    Dietary Fiber 0g 0%
    Sugars 0g
Protein 0g
Vitamin A 0%Vitamin C 0%
Calcium  0%Iron 0%
    Torani® Almond Sugar Free Syrup(cal0,carb0)

Magic Trick of the Day
Mirror to the Soul

Magic Category: Card Magic Trick with Revelation

Supplies Needed: Deck of cards

Summary: Mirror to the Soul is another great revelation or way of revealing the identity of the chosen card (It's outlined in Step 8). It is a different ending to the Pick-A-Card Trick or Peek-A-Card Trick. Someone picks a card out of the deck, remembers it, and shows everyone except you, then returns the card to the deck. The deck is cut a couple times. Amazingly, you find the card by catching a glimpse the image of the card which is burned into the volunteer’s eyes for a few minutes. A famous twentieth-century magic inventor and author, J.G. Thompson Jr., once said that if you know 100 ways to find a card and only one way to reveal it, your audience will think you only know one card trick. But if you only know one way to find a card and 100 ways to reveal it, it looks as if you know 100 card tricks. The Revelation: This is the way a magician announces, reveals or displays the chosen cards identity. We at eJokesNow.com have the simple Pick-A-Card trick paired with a few fun and interesting revelations (ways to reveal it). Below is the basic Pick-A-Card Magic Trick with a Revelations.

Secret: Remember another card in the deck which magicians call the Key Card or the Locator Card and place your spectator’s Chosen Card next to it. In order to find the spectator’s Chosen Card you must know where the Key/Locator Card you memorized is. Seeing the image of the card in the eyes is simply an interesting way of revealing the Chosen Card.

Set up: Ask a person to pick any card and show everyone except you.

Instructions:
Step1: Choose a card to memorize and put it at the bottom of the deck. (Bottom of the deck is the top card if all the cards were faced up and bottom card if all the cards are face down) We will use the King of hearts as an example.
Step2: Ask your spectator to select a card. Let’s say they choose the 2 of spades. Turn around so you don’t see the card they chose.
Step3: Have them show anyone else that is around, so that they can’t try to say they chose another card.
Step4: Cut the deck in half then have the spectator return the card they chose to the top of the deck. Complete the cut by placing your bottom card (the King of hearts) on top of the spectators chosen card.
Step5: The King of hearts(Key Card) will now be on top of the 2 of spades(Spectators Chosen Card). You may now have the spectator cut the deck a few times. Your memorized card will remain next to the spectator’s card. Important: Don't shuffle the deck because the Key Card and Chosen Card might get separated. Important: Don't make a big deal about cutting the deck of cards or mention mixing the cards because he spectator may want to shuffle them. Just say 'Cut the deck a few times.
Step6: Now spread out the cards face up in your hands or on the table.
Step7: Find your memorized card, the King of hearts. The card UNDERNEITH it will be the spectator’s card, the 2 of spades. Cut the spectator’s card to the top of the deck.
Step8: Mirror to the Soul Revelation: You tell the audience that often what a person sees is burned into their eyes for a few minutes. So you start to stare into the spectator’s eyes, struggling to catch a glimpse of the burned image of the volunteers chosen card in their eyes. Finally reveal the chosen card.
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