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Pickup Line of the Day
Category: Lude and Sexual
Pickup Line: Yeah, it's big and if you pet it, it spits
Bar Joke of the Day
I think I'll try a nicer approach
Bar Joke: Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent the whole evening there, and arrived home very drunk around midnight each night. He always had trouble getting his key into the keyhole and getting the door opened. His wife, waiting up for him, would go to the door and let him in. Then she would proceed to yell and scream at him, for his constant nights out, and coming home in a drunken state. But, Harry continued his nightly routine. One day, the wife was talking to a friend about her husband's behavior, and was particularly distraught by it all. The friend listened to her, and then said, "Why don't you treat him a little differently, when he comes home? Instead of berating him, why don't you give him some loving words, and welcome him home with a kiss? He then might change his ways." The wife thought that might be a good idea. That night, Harry took off again, after dinner. And, about midnight, he arrived home, in his usual condition. His wife heard him at the door, and quickly went to it, and opened the door, and let Harry in. This time, instead of berating him, as she had always done, she took his arm, and led him into the living room. She sat him down in an easy chair, put his feet up on the ottoman and took his shoes off. Then she went behind him, and started to cuddle him a little. After a little while, she said to him, "It's pretty late, dear. I think we had better go upstairs to bed, now, don't you think?" At that, Harry replied, in his inebriated state, "I guess we might as well. I'll be getting in trouble with the stupid wife when I get home anyway!"

Bar Bet of the Day
Bet Category: Walk through the Business Card
Bet Supplies Needed Physical Bet
The Bet: A business card and scissors
You can cut a hole into a business card and stick your head through it.

The Catch: If you fold the business card in half and cut it a certain pattern - you can easily place your head through it. Maybe even your entire body...

1. Wager a bet that you can cut a hole in a business card and put your entire head through it.

2. Fold the business card.

3. Starting at folded side - start cutting an eighth of an inch away from the edge perpendicular to the fold. Stop cutting an eighth inch from the end.

4. Alternate to the other side(turn the card around 180 degrees), move in an eighth of an inch away from the first cut and cut up to an eighth of an inch from the end.

5. Alternate from side to side cutting in the same pattern again and again until you reach the end.

6. Carefully and easily open this crazy, jig-saw of a creation- making sure not to break or tear any part that will break the circle.

7. Your head will easily fit into the one hole in your business card which now looks like a jagged shaped necklace.

Drinking Game of the Day
Name Game
Type of Drinking Game: Word
Supplies Needed: Liquor or Beer
# Players: 2+
Buzz Factor: Drunk

A person starts the game by saying the name of a famous person. Important Key: The name has to be of a famous person.
The next person then has to say a name beginning with the first letter of the last name of the name just said. Example: If the first person says "Johnny Depp" then the next person could say "Dolly Parton". The next person might say "Puff Daddy" and so on.

A person has to be drinking while they are thinking of a name. If a person can’t think of a name then they must finish their drink.
A name can only be said once in a game. If a name is repeated, the person who repeats it has to drink. Yoou can vary the rules by saying that person must finish their drink if they repeat a name that has already been said.
Fack/Bluff names: You can use a bluff name if no one notices. If someone calls a person’s bluff, then the bluffer must finish their drink and perform a truth or dare called by the person who called the bluff. If the name called is a real celebrity then the person who called it a bluff name must drink their drink and do a truth or dare. You can check any bluffs on http://www.who2.com/.


Same letter First and Last Name: Direction Change: If a name is said with the same letter for the first and last names then the direction changes. For example if someone says, “Ryan Reynolds” then direction would change from right to left.

Single word name: Skip: If a single named famous person is said then the next person is skipped. The skipped person must drink. An example of a single word name would be “Pink”, “Madonna” or “Batman”.

Triple word name: Everyone else drinks: If a person says a triple word name then everyone gets to drink. For example: Billy Bob Thornton or Karim Abdul Jabbar.

Four Word Name: Everyone else finishes half their drink.

Five+ Word Name: Everyone finishes their drink or takes a shot, The name dropper’s choice.

Drink of the Day
Blue Dog
2  oz  vodka(cal128,carb0)
5  oz  grapefruit juice(cal58,carb13.8)
Pour both ingredients into glass.
Drink Type:
Collins glass
Blue Dog(cal 186,carbs 13.8)
Nutrition Facts
Calories 186 Calories From Fat 1
    Energy 776kj % Daily Value *
Total Fat 0g  0%
    Saturated Fat 0g 0%
Cholesterol 0mg  0%
Sodium 1mg0%
Total Carbohydrates 13.8g 5%
    Dietary Fiber 0g 0%
    Sugars 12.5g
Protein 0.5g
Vitamin A 13.5%Vitamin C 95%
Calcium  0%Iron 2%
2  oz  vodka(cal128,carb0)
5  oz  grapefruit juice(cal58,carb13.8)

LoCarb/Calorie Drink of the Day
Vodka Diet Coke
1.5  oz  vodka(cal96,carb0)
3  oz  diet cola(cal0,carb0)
Pour all ingredients over ice into collins glass. Garnish with lime wedge.
Drink Type:
Collins glass
Vodka Diet Coke(cal 96,carbs 0)
Nutrition Facts
Calories 96 Calories From Fat 0
    Energy 405kj % Daily Value *
Total Fat 0g  0%
    Saturated Fat 0g 0%
Cholesterol 0mg  0%
Sodium 10.5mg0%
Total Carbohydrates 0g 0%
    Dietary Fiber 0g 0%
    Sugars 0g
Protein 0g
Vitamin A 0%Vitamin C 0%
Calcium  0%Iron 0%
1.5  oz  vodka(cal96,carb0)
3  oz  diet cola(cal0,carb0)

Shot of the Day
Crouching Tiger (shooter)
Glass: Shot glass
Nutrition Value:
0.5  oz  SOHO Lychee Liqueur(cal52,carb5.5)
0.5  oz  100% blue agave silver tequila(cal32,carb0)

Nutrition Value of the Day
Appleton Estate® 21 Year Old
Calories 64 Calories From Fat 0
    Energy 268kj % Daily Value *
Total Fat 0g  0%
    Saturated Fat 0g 0%
Cholesterol 0mg  0%
Sodium 0mg0%
Total Carbohydrates 0g 0%
    Dietary Fiber 0g 0%
    Sugars 0g
Protein 0g
Vitamin A 0%Vitamin C 0%
Calcium  0%Iron 0%
    Appleton Estate® 21 Year Old (cal64,carb0)

Magic Trick of the Day
Stigmata of Ash

Magic Category: Cigarettes and Matches

Supplies Needed: Ashtray of ashes

Summary: Place ash on the back of one of the spectators right hand. Rub in a circluar motion on the back of their right hand. The ash disappears. You ask them to check their left hand. To their amazement the stigmata of ash appears on the palm of their left hand.

Secret: You place ash on your right pointer finger outside of the site of the audience. As you are first holding the spectators hands you dab a little ash on the palm of the spectators left hand. Then you move to the spectators right hand side far away from their left hand. They will forget you even touched their left hand later.

Set up: Talk about modern day stigmatas and how it is something that many people don't believe anymore but it is was widely believed in the past. The strange phenomenon of blood, sores or lesions would just appear on people's palms, bodies or feet. It is a sign related to Jesus Christ's crucifixion. There are actual stories of modern day stigmatas which have been reported recently

Step1: Outside of the audiences view and without their knowledge, collect ashes into the corner an ash tray by turning an ash tray slightly onto its side. In order to have the ash stick to your right hand's pointer finger, slightly wet your finger on the side of your drink, under your drink or however you choose- then stick the tip into the ashes. Make sure the ashes are not lit or red with ambers... Remember this is done away from the spectator and audience.
Step2: Hold out your hands with you palms down and ask the spectator to do the same. Don't be concerned with them seeing the ash on your finger, they won't. They are focused on what is going on or their nervousness.
Step3: Facing each other with your hands out and palms down, grasp their right hand with your left and their left hand with your right hand.
Step4: Move their hands so they are a foot apart. As you are spreading their hands, lightly press you right pointer finger to their left palm. They won't notice because of the movement of the hands and the natural hand placement plus they are simply not focused on it.
Step5: Either grab an ash tray which you should have close yourself or ask someone to grab one for you. In plain view, stick your same pointer finger on your right hand into the ashes. Make sure the ashes are not lit or red... Stick some ash to your finger and make sure to cover any ash you have remaining from earlier. You are done with the ash tray so place it on the side.
Step6: Now, make sure you position yourself on their right side as far away from the left hand as you can be. Why? The person will most likely not remember you even touched their right hand later. Smear a little ash on the back of their right hand then wipe the rest of the ash off your finger. Tell them that the ash actually can penetrate threw their hand to the other side.
Step7: While you are telling them about the ash going threw their hand, in a circular pattern begin to rub the back of their hand. This will cause the ash to disappear. Now, ask your spectator to open their right hand. There is nothing their. No ashes!
Step8: Act as if it's a little odd that there is no ash inside their hand. Then act as if you know what happened. Point to their left hand and tell them to check that hand which is pretty far away from you now. The spectator will see the ash which will seem like you never even touched that hand now. They will being completely surprised, amazed and a little freaked out!
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